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Sorry, Dad.
You wanted to have a talk?

2
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I did.

3
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Uh, I-I've put it off
long enough. It's time.

4
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Uh, uh, uh,
you seem to be

5
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getting closer
with your girlfriend,

6
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and when that is so,

7
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certain
bodily...initiatives

8
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are engaged...uh,

9
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and, uh, uh,
you may find yourself

10
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wanting to have...

11
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Italian ice!
Sound good?

12
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Okay, Ray.

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Look.

14
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Everyone...

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ripens at their own pace.

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I mean, when I was your age,
I certainly wasn't --

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Ah, maybe I could have.
I don't know. It's hard to say.

18
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Actually, there was this
one party where this chick

19
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Lana DeLagala
was giving me these vibes.

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I had just gotten
this suede jacket.

21
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It was really cool.
I smelled like a book.

22
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You know what?
That -- Forget that.

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Back to our talk.

24
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Ooh!
[ Tires screech ]

25
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A baby panda
at the zoo?!

26
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We should give
this guy a ride.

27
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**

28
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Man: This is me.

29
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[ Brakes squeal ]

30
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[ Belt unbuckles ]
Thanks for the lift.

31
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You sure
you have to go?

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[ Door closes ]
[ Sighs ]

33
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Screw it.
Ray, we're having the talk.

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All right.

35
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And I want you to know

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that if you have any other
questions, you can come to me.

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Dad. Wow.

38
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Taylor and I
are so far from that.

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But the fact that you thought
I needed the talk

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is a huge, huge honor.

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I have a lot
of follow-up questions.

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Sure. You can ask them
on the way back.

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What's Spanish
for "U-turn?"

44
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Hey. Look at you.
Up for parole already.

45
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I found a bunch of scrubs
on the school payroll

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who can act as aides
to the new

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special-needs students
starting this week.

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And today, Kenneth and I
are going to train them.

49
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Oh. Dr. Miller
wanted you to do that?

50
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We'll find out.

51
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Ahh.

52
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Father,
this is for you.

53
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Is this a pen? Why?

54
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I am a man now.

55
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You made that very clear
yesterday.

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So I wanted to give you a token
from one man to another.

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**

58
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Why does Ray think
he's a man now?

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Ah, prepare
to be impressed.

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I took some initiative and
I gave Ray "the talk" yesterday.

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I wasn't sure how
I'd be at it at first,

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but once I got going,
it really...

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clicked -- clicked.
Ah, it's a twister.

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So that was the first time
you did that, was it?

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Meaning, you gave Ray the talk
before his older brother.

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Don't we always say, whatever
the other kids get, JJ gets?

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Yes, but Ray's got
a girlfriend right now.

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You know, it felt like the time
for a father-son moment.

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But JJ deserves
father-son moments.

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Just 'cause we're living
in an upside-down world

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where Ray has a girlfriend
doesn't change that.

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Of course it doesn't.

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And I know exactly
how to fix this.

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And until you do...
pen goes in the hair.

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Aw!

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[ School bell rings,
indistinct conversations ]

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O-Okay.
What's this, weirdo?

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That Brandon kid up there?
He's so jealous of me.

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You?
What's he jealous of?

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The whole package,
I assume.

81
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Just wish his jealousy
didn't make him

82
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pull elaborate mind games
to torture me.

83
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Ohh. [ Scoffs ]
He's picking on you.

84
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Okay, you just believed Mom
when she told you

85
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everyone who picks on you
is jealous.

86
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Look. I'll take care
of this kid.

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[ Loudly ] No! I don't need your
help! You're my little sister!

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[ Whispering ]
Thank you.

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**

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Aah! Bats! Bats!

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Brandon,
I'm Ray's little --

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Ray, buddy,
don't open your backpack.

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You don't tell me
what to do.

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[ Gasps ]

95
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Aah! More bats!

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-[ Laughs ]
-How'd you even do that?

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I thought I knew a thing or two
about messing with Ray,

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but this is next-level.
Thanks.

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Plus I fed the pigeons a ton
of corn so they'd make a mess,

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which is great since Ray...

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Both:
Hates bird poop!

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-I'm Dylan.
-Brandon.

103
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Great. Now you're
jealous of me together.

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Good morning.
Thank you all for being here.

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My name is Maya DiMeo,

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and you know
your old colleague Kenneth.

107
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Maya, can I move away
from this board?

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You may erase the arrow
pointing at you.

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So we'll be preparing to work
with some wonderful children

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with a variety
of different needs.

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One is visually impaired,
one has cerebral palsy.

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Woot! Woot!
C.P. in the house!

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One has autism.
[ Sighs ]

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One has nine heads.

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One was the original drummer
in The Beatles.

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Give me that.

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[ Gasps ]
This is dirty.

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As a rough guide,
I've provided copies

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of my own son's care manual,
which I trust you've read.

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Any questions? Yes.

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If this is a new job,
do we get all new vacation days?

122
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Oh, you got big plans,
White Shaq?

123
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George and Amal expecting you
in Lake Como?

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I don't have an answer
for that, sir.

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Yes?

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Them kids.
Is they contagious?

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00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:06,206
No, they is not contagious!
How did you ever teach English?!

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I am offering you
a chance to matter,

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instead of half-assing your way
through your whole lives.

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Is any of you int--
Ugh!

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Are any of you
interested at all?

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They are useless!

133
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Why can't you fire them
and hire qualified aides?

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Different reasons.

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Uh, the librarian
is tenured,

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the crossing guard
is a descendant

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of the Lafayette
the school is named for...

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The woman who picked
her nose and flung it at
Kenneth is a Lafayette?

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A lot of inbreeding
in that family.

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Well, they all have to go.

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Yeah. I'm not leaving this room
until you fire them.

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Then I will leave this room
and hide from you.

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Wait.
What if they quit?

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Hmm. If they quit...

145
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that means that you don't
have to fire them,

146
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which means we can
replace them, yes?

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I suppose that's true.
Well, then,
I'll make them quit.

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[ Door slams ]
And stay out.

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Nice little
surprise, right?

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Here we are.

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00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:03,296
Huh? Father, son,
and Mother...

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Nature.

153
00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:08,636
You know, as long as we're here,
it just occurred to me.

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How would you like
to have...the talk?

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[ Beep, ethereal music plays ]
Ahh.

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The human body is a
miraculous thing...
[ Laughs ]

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...capable
of incredible...

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"You don't have to do this.

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I know about S-E-X."

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[ Music stops ]

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You win again, Internet.

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But just let me know if you ever
want to talk about anything.

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All right? I'm your dad.
That's what I'm here for.

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"There is something."

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Bring it on.

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"Will I get to...

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have a W-I-- wife?

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Be a dad?"

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Uh. "Take care
of a F-A-- family?"

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Yeah. 'Course!

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00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,323
Yeah, you can do anything
you set your mind to.

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00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:06,259
My answer to that is a --
is a good old...

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[ a la The Three Stooges ]
Soitenly!

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It is 2:17. I told you to be
here at 2:00 p.m. sharp!

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We were all here
waiting for you.

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What'd you call me?
You call me a "ewe?"

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That is a baby cow!
I think a baby cow
is a calf.

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Ah, well, lookee here.

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We got ourselves
a real baby-animal expert.

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I'm gonna call you
Petting Zoo.

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You make me sick! Can't believe
any of you want to be aides.

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We don't want
to be aides.

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We do want to keep
getting our checks.

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Pick it up!

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In fact, all of you
on the ground.

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00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:46,634
And while you're down there,
give me 20 jumping jacks.

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On the ground?
I think you mean push-ups.

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00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:52,873
Ohh. We got ourselves
a real exercise expert.

189
00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:55,175
I'm gonna call you
Jack LaLanne.

190
00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:56,977
But I'm Petting Zoo.

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00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:59,747
Maya. [ Chuckles ]

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00:07:59,847 --> 00:08:01,549
What does this have to do
with being an aide?

193
00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:03,584
Oh, no, no, no. Nothing. I want
to get these losers to quit

194
00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:05,753
so we can hire a bunch
of competent people
to replace them.

195
00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:07,354
Well, you didn't even
give them a chance!

196
00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:08,722
They can't take care
of these kids.

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00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,558
You got to be special
to do this job, Kenneth.

198
00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:12,893
Well, you didn't think
I was very special
when I first showed up.

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00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,829
Seeing as how far we've come,
haven't you learned anything?

200
00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:17,264
No.

201
00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:20,100
If this is the game you're
playing, you can play it alone.

202
00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:23,537
Well, hoo-wee!
One loser gone already!

203
00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:27,908
Aah!
[ Screams ]

204
00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,109
Aah!

205
00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:33,581
Wow. You were right.

206
00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:35,749
Duct tape is just
as fun as birds.

207
00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,017
What is going on?!

208
00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:38,385
Hon, will you
give us a minute?

209
00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:41,689
You brought him
into our house?!

210
00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:43,591
Yeah!
Nowhere's safe now.

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00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:45,258
We've had our fun,
you and I,

212
00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,761
but Brandon just takes it
to a different level.

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00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,097
Did you at least figure out
what his problem with me is?

214
00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,264
He hates band kids.

215
00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:52,365
I'm not in band!

216
00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:54,301
I know.
Isn't he irrational?

217
00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:56,236
I think I might love him.

218
00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:57,571
What?!

219
00:08:57,671 --> 00:09:00,974
Oh, look at that.
Perfect.

220
00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:05,245
This is gonna make
a perfect s'more, right?

221
00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:09,249
S-O-I-T-- "Soitenly."

222
00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:11,318
Hey, we should go
for a walk

223
00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:13,120
and get some more
marshmallow sticks.

224
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:16,289
"Let me do it."

225
00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,892
Uh, you want to go out alone,
you think?

226
00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:21,895
I mean, you could get lost
or -- or stuck...

227
00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:25,966
"You said
I could do anything.

228
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:31,805
If I can have a family,
I can get some sticks."

229
00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,341
You know what?
You're right.

230
00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:37,144
You go get some sticks.
And I -- Okay.

231
00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:40,280
I will sit here
and not worry about

232
00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:43,116
where you are
or how you are...

233
00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:45,585
or bears.

234
00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:50,958
Okay, worms,
your first task today --

235
00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:54,594
take this hat and put it
in that window up there.

236
00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:58,198
Is this to show us that
the kids overcome challenges,

237
00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:00,000
so we need
to overcome things

238
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,169
that seem impossible?
Sure.

239
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,204
So, you want us to, like,
climb on top of each other?

240
00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:05,706
Somebody's gonna
get killed.

241
00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,540
Oh, are you out?
You're quitting?
No.

242
00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:10,010
Do it now, 'cause the other
things aren't any easier.

243
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,212
So we're gonna make
a human ladder.

244
00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:14,381
Which one of you
is gonna be the base?

245
00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:17,317
What's the point of us
doing your housekeeping?

246
00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:18,786
Oh, well, if you want
it all to stop,

247
00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:20,821
you know the magic words --
"I Quit."

248
00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:24,357
What's the matter? Never
folded a fitted sheet before?

249
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,326
[ Weakly ] It's hard
because of the elastic.

250
00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:28,696
Life's hard because
of the elastic!

251
00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:31,364
Right. Did you all bring your
toothbrushes like I instructed?

252
00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,567
Switch with your neighbor.

253
00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,237
And start brushing.

254
00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:41,041
Eww! Stop it!
You were just gonna do it?!

255
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,375
What's the matter
with you people?!

256
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,543
Why aren't you quitting?

257
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,878
'Cause it's gonna
be worth it.

258
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,479
What?
Who told you that?

259
00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:48,982
Kenneth. He told us
not to give up.

260
00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:51,084
You are kidding me.

261
00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:53,086
He also asked
we ain't tell her that.

262
00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:56,089
Congratulations.
You won this round. Go home.

263
00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,191
Ooh! You know
what could be fun?

264
00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,427
If we wrapped him up and put him
in a present at Christmas.

265
00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:02,930
You still think we'll be
bullying Ray at Christmas?

266
00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:04,097
[ Door opens ]

267
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,265
I'm really happy.

268
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:06,399
Me too.

269
00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:11,772
Kenneth, I assume
you know why I'm here.

270
00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,373
Well, I won't say
I'm not flattered.

271
00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,242
But I respect Jimmy
too much.

272
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,676
Good night.

273
00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:18,712
You're ruining my plan.

274
00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,413
Why'd you tell those
losers not to quit?

275
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,715
What'd you even
say to them anyway?

276
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,584
That you're an enormous
pain in the ass and that
they shouldn't let you win.

277
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:25,953
Excuse me!

278
00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:28,421
I am a joy in the ass!

279
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,357
I need people
who care about the kids.

280
00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:33,426
Well, they might care. They're
sticking it out with you.

281
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,428
No! They're just
doing the bare minimum

282
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,964
to protect
their cushy jobs.

283
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,431
What happens
when my back is turned?

284
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,566
I don't even want to know.

285
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,802
Stop sabotaging
me sabotaging them!

286
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,303
You know what?
[ Chuckles ]

287
00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,572
On second thought, it's not
like Jimmy's my brother.

288
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:47,107
Come on in.

289
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:50,443
Jimmy:
Nice s'more sticks.

290
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,980
Hmm. Too obvious.

291
00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,314
Enh.

292
00:11:54,414 --> 00:12:01,121
**

293
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,923
Come on, buddy.
Right over here.

294
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:07,995
**

295
00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:13,133
**

296
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,735
Ca-caw!

297
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:22,509
**

298
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:24,477
Hey! JJ.

299
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,746
I was just following
this beautiful bird.

300
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,949
Did you hear it?
It sounded like "Ca-caw!"

301
00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:31,785
I'm sorry. I just
wanted you to be safe.

302
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,153
There was that steep hill,

303
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,288
and I know you get nervous
about flipping. I...

304
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:41,494
"This is D- dumb.
Let's just go home."

305
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,832
I am never
getting my pen back.

306
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,140
We don't stop
until we get this.

307
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,641
-Yeah!
-This is important.

308
00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:57,044
For the reason what
the England lady said.

309
00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:59,279
Bloody hell.
They do care.

310
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,214
Looking good, guys!
We can do this!

311
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:04,051
Yeah, let's keep talking, 'cause
you're getting so much lighter.

312
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:07,054
Okay. Just hang for a sec.
We'll be on the road soon.

313
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,393
Whoa! What was that?

314
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,562
[ Pounding on door ]

315
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:16,729
JJ! Are you out there?

316
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,531
[ Beeping ]
Okay.

317
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,534
Look. This is gonna be fine.
I, uh...

318
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,736
Ohh...crap.
[ Phone beeps ]

319
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,472
All right.
I don't have any service.

320
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,875
Um, we'll just hang tight

321
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:30,677
and wait for somebody
to come by and help, okay?

322
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,714
J-- JJ?

323
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,217
JJ?!

324
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,019
JJ, stay put.
It's not safe.

325
00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:40,187
JJ!

326
00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,589
This is my worst sex talk ever.

327
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:50,097
[ Animal howls in distance ]

328
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:56,036
[ JJ breathing sharply ]

329
00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:58,939
[ Grunts ]

330
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,774
I-I don't know how this works.

331
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:06,179
[ Motor whines ]

332
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:10,417
[ Motor whirs ]

333
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,285
All right, Jimmy.
This is the big one.

334
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,287
Y-a-a-ah! Ohh!

335
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,456
That was not the big one.

336
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:20,193
Look. I hate that you think
I'm a giant pain in the ass.

337
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,529
But I was wrong
about those people.

338
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:23,897
They do care.

339
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:26,566
And I need your help
getting them ready.

340
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:29,402
'Cause there's nobody better
to teach them.

341
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,404
Well, okay.

342
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:32,872
But on one condition.

343
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:35,042
I'm the one that gets
to hold the whistle now.

344
00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:36,409
I didn't have a whistle.

345
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,045
Okay, well, then,
I have no conditions.

346
00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:41,949
Now we're going to practice
chair-to-chair transfers.

347
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,617
[ Theme from "Stripes" plays ]

348
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,455
Kenneth: Aah!
[ Thud ]

349
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,991
Did she say
chair-to-floor?!

350
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:57,064
**

351
00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:59,566
[ Whistle blows ]

352
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:02,402
**

353
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,071
Now, another thing
you need to know

354
00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,605
about dealing
with disabled people --

355
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,607
Excuse me.
Aren't we supposed to say

356
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,642
"people with
disabilities?"

357
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,779
You're damn right
you are!

358
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:15,348
**

359
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:27,660
**

360
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:34,767
**

361
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:41,874
**

362
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:44,144
[ Shouting happily ]

363
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:49,449
**

364
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,318
Ranger: Oh!

365
00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:57,290
Dude. That was awesome.

366
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:01,161
"Let's...go...rescue...

367
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:04,164
my...dad."

368
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,798
Ray! Think quick!

369
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,468
Why?!

370
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:09,802
Now!

371
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,641
Brandon! You were
supposed to pull him in.

372
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,143
I'm sorry, Dylan.

373
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:17,910
It's just not
that exciting anymore.

374
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,479
He wasn't even annoying
today.

375
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:22,049
He's been kind of...cool.

376
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:24,817
Thank you!
Smart is sexy!

377
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,586
Dylan: He just
called himself sexy.

378
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:30,090
Brandon. F-Fart on him.
You're scaring me.

379
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,092
This all just
went too fast.

380
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:35,595
I think...I want to
bully other people.

381
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:39,532
**

382
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,201
[ Beeping ]
JJ?!

383
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:43,336
Ranger: I'm getting you
out of there!

384
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,872
JJ? Nope.
That doesn't make any sense.

385
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,274
Your son came
and got me.

386
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:48,575
He did?

387
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:53,180
You went all the way
to the ranger station?

388
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:56,015
Rode through the night,
by yourself, to get help?

389
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,619
I can't believe
you did that.

390
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:03,923
Class, it's been
a long journey.

391
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:07,360
We've all learned a lot,
especially me.

392
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:10,430
But now, finally,
it is time for you

393
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:14,634
to leave these hallowed halls
to return...

394
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:18,205
to these halls...
to work.

395
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:19,239
Dr. Miller: Hmm.

396
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,241
Let's meet your students!

397
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,710
[ Applause ]

398
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,913
Ohh! Congratulations.
You trained them.

399
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:29,382
Any chance you can
work your magic on a dog?

400
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,617
No.

401
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,719
Oh, look.
They're doing great.

402
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,288
We found the right student
for each of them.

403
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,724
This isn't the kind of book
I usually read,

404
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:41,228
but we don't know each other
that well...yet.

405
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,898
She speaks
sign language.

406
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,235
Ohh.

407
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:54,607
Oh, my God!
You're a Hufflepuff, too?!

408
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,843
That's crazy!
We're the same person!

409
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:59,412
You know, Kenneth
was right about you.

410
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,348
What? That I'm a giant
pain in the ass?

411
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,683
-No, he never said that.
-What did he say?

412
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:04,917
He said you were tough,

413
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,919
but you're the best mother
he'd ever met...

414
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:09,956
and if these kids' moms
are like you,

415
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:11,591
we'll love this job.

416
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,993
Kenneth: Hi.

417
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,828
And what are you two ladies
talking about?

418
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,265
-Just your dumb face.
-Yeah, bugger off, stupid.

419
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,700
Okay. Geez.

420
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,506
So...

421
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,275
About our talk earlier.

422
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:31,211
[ Sighs ]
I always want to tell you

423
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:34,214
that you can do anything
you set your mind to.

424
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:37,450
But there are some things
you can't do.

425
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:40,320
And that's okay. There are
some things I can't do.

426
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,489
I-I can't wink
for some reason.

427
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:45,158
See? It's -- It's this.

428
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:50,897
I know. Your challenges are
different than...winking.

429
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:53,733
And when I think
about what it would take

430
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,803
for you to be a dad...

431
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:59,138
take care of a family...

432
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,974
it's tricky to see.

433
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:06,213
But it was
also hard to imagine

434
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,981
you going to
a mainstream school

435
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:12,319
or spending a whole
summer at camp.

436
00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:14,821
And I certainly
could never imagine

437
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,923
you doing
what you did today.

438
00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:20,760
I don't know
what the future holds,

439
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:23,496
but I do know...

440
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,398
you are extraordinary, son.

441
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,201
And even if you don't do

442
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:32,004
everything
you put your mind to,

443
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:33,940
you've come
pretty damn close so far.

444
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,611
Can you have a family?

445
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,780
I am going to
change my answer

446
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,015
from a patronizing...

447
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,017
"Yeah, definitely!"...

448
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:49,055
to a very sincere...

449
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:50,257
"maybe."

450
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:57,397
"Thank you for being H-O--
honest with me."

451
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,899
Oh.

452
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,804
We got to get back.

453
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,973
We should relieve ourselves
before we hit the road.

454
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:12,479
"Aren't you afraid
of the O-U-- outhouse?"

455
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:16,048
Pfft! Outhouse?
We're two men in the woods!

456
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:19,286
[ Urinating ]
How much did you
have to drink?

457
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,892
**

458
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:28,227
All right. Where is he?

459
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,462
What are you doing?

460
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,564
You and Brandon
drove me crazy.

461
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,132
But since you parted ways,

462
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,667
you haven't done
a single mean thing to me.

463
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,135
I want my sister back.

464
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,670
And if Brandon's
tired of bullying me,

465
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:40,139
then I guess it's time
to spice things up.

466
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,474
I'm a band kid now.

467
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,410
That's really sweet, Ray.
But I don't --

468
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:48,748
[ Flute playing off-key ]

469
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,985
There he is.

470
00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:59,258
-Aah! Aah!
-[ Laughs ]

471
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,831
You are bullying in front

472
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,199
of the "no bullying" poster,
you load!

473
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,369
You're gonna catch
your own bird this time.

474
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,538
Mm-hmm. Gosh!

475
00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:14,374
I'm sorry.
It's okay.

476
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:17,109
Look. Thanks for caring.
You are a good brother, Ray.

477
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:20,947
And I'm sure I'll be ready to
bully you again, eventually.

478
00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:23,282
Can't phrase it any better than
one Sarah McLachlan, who said --

479
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:24,884
Yeah, I'm ready.

480
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,821
-Thanks, Ray!
-Good to have you back!

481
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,863
-- Captions by VITA --